if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
He used the wrong
Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?
the free stool with a glass of water on it
when you try to say ‘nah you’re good’ but say ‘nah you’re god’ by mistake
me: *gets jealous*